As is tradition, The Shaun will bestow upon all of you his predictions for the coming year. Now please do not go making bets based on The Shaun’s predictions as they are being bestowed unto you for your entertainment not for you to entertain the local bookie. 2012 is posed to be a big year all around the world with GREAT potential. Let’s look in The Shaun’s crystal ball and see what lies for us going forward in 2012 shall we…
IN THE YEAR 2012… Various strange events will on January 1st in which many will claim is proof of the impending end of the world! Other will claim that its the work of a secret world organization trying to scare us. Most will want the first 2 groups to shut the hell up!
IN THE YEAR 2012… Tupac and Biggie will stay DEAD while their murders will stay unsolved!
IN THE YEAR 2012… Google will buy the United States Postal Service rename it Gmail version 0.05!
IN THE YEAR 2012…50 Cent will be pushed aside from the AFTERMATH/SHADY RECORDS inner-circle and try to start a battle with The Game and Eminem…then lose very badly and form a new rap group with DMX and JA RULE called MURDER UNIT X
IN THE YEAR 2012… A Small to Mid-Market Sports Team will win either the World Series or NBA Championship.
IN THE YEAR 2012…1-3 more major sportstars will be found to have or currently use performance-enchanement drugs. They’ll do an interview, apologize, cry and we’ll forgive them once they come back to the field.
IN THE YEAR 2012… David Stern will veto the MVP Award voting results and award the trophy to himself.
IN THE YEAR 2012… The Winter Olympics will be held in London…and no one will notice.
IN THE YEAR 2012… Beyonce and Jay-Z will introduce their new little girl to the world shortly after the new year. However Beyonce will forget to take off her fake baby bump and confuse everyone…especially Kelly Rowland
IN THE YEAR 2012… Barack Obama will be re-elected President of The United States winning over a old white man with a MILF for a running mate. Joe Biden will then be untied and allowed outside. .
IN THE YEAR 2012… Attractive ignorant promiscuous women with cartoon-like figures and low self-esteem will continue to gain popular, fame and wealth from rich black men as they degrade themselves on TV.
IN THE YEAR 2012… YouTube will be official recognized as the world’s official music video channel when MTV changes its name to RTV!
IN THE YEAR 2012…Tiger Woods will win 3+ tournaments and by the PGA Championship, no one will be giving a damn where he sticks his penis.
IN THE YEAR 2012…Disney will join the reality show craze and finally give Miley Cyrus her own reality TV show. Sadly the world will not be able to tell the difference.
IN THE YEAR 2012… Reggie Bush will propose to Kim Kardashian not realizing that he married her 2 years ago during a drunken night in Vegas. Lamar Odom will console him when he realizes there’s no prenup.
IN THE YEAR 2012…The Onion News Network will produce a legit news story on April 1st and no one will be able to tell the difference even after FOX NEWS runs with it.
IN THE YEAR 2012…The true Hip Hop community will consider a new name to go by so its no longer confused with RAP. Many will call for the ban for this “new” music form calling it TERRORIST MUSIC!
IN THE YEAR 2012…People will start driving more to vacations spots when they realize the time it takes to drive there is shorter that the wait at airport security checkpoints!
IN THE YEAR 2012… The term “weekend” will be more seldom used as people are forced to work more and more Saturdays/Sundays!
Again while you should not hold The Shaun to these predictions, The Shaun will be taking full credit for all that come true. One may notice that The Shaun did not seek a prediction from his crystal ball regarding the events of December 12th, 2012. When The Shaun asked his crystal ball about the world ending in 2012, the following message appeared…
“ONE WHO LIVES AND LOVES EVERY DAY AS IF ITS THEIR LAST SHOULD NOT BE CONCERNED OF WHEN THEIR WORLD WILL END.”
MAY YOUR NEW YEAR BE A BLESSED ONE AND 2012 BE YOU BEST YEAR EVER!
